Chin Chin, Chickens, it's state of the union nite

The plan was to do a play by play, or soundbite by soundbite.
No dice. I can only comment when moved. And I'm only moved my stupid stuff. Here's what I've got:It’s madam speaker, ya hear?

Oh Laura, Xanaxed-out Laura. With her matching red lipstick. At least her husband loves her.

Tax credits to set up a health care account? What is he smoking? Whenyhou’re broke and have a few extrfa dollars – you’re treying to get the lady down the street to pull your tooth – not set upa health care savings account, fool.

I thought John Kerry retired. Is Pinnochio dozing? Who’s that with the big nose?

That’s why I love GW – he can charm a chick in a new york minute. He comes through the door and pays homage to our new fabulous lady speaker. He didn’t’t have to – It’s a thrilling moment.


Look at snarky Hillary. At least 666 has the courtesy to clap. She reaks of arrogance.

And Nancy is keeping it real – when GW says something she do esn’t agree with – fuck the poker face. It’s all about, “I need Tums.”

Intelligence, law enforcement, xx xx xx

That’s bullshit – where men and women make their own decisions – This isn’t a question of freedom or oppression. And it never was – why do they have to be villainized for the wrong reasons? Well, maybe it was about US oppression and eggregious imperialism in the rest of the world. Or perhaps, more simply,payback for the havic we wrought around the world. He'll never see. I think maybe he would.

Hell yeah, I voted for failure. Give it a chance to work? Where has he been for the past, um, six years? That's plenty of time. Look at that grin. We all love approval. He's furry like an affirmation loving dog. But we all know he doesn't give a crap what most of us think. Hell, fuck that, there ain't nothing like a I-don't-give-a-shit-because-I'm-rich-and-white-man. Confidence. If we all had it -- probably wouldn't be any wars.


Who's the psuedo-hottie with the semi-nubian features in the army uniform? Or is that marines? Shows you how much I know.

OMG-- are we acknowledging a problem in Darfur? Am I late?